oh sorry i was thinking about myself did you want something
"he or she" …they?
This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.
shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license
christmas eve what about christmas adam
happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists
Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.
Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam
Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.
you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are
what if that happened in real life
what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower
"yes, I would like the bacon and eggs breakfast speciAND AT LAST I SEE THE LIGHT, AND IT’S LIKE THE FOG HAS LIFTED."
did she get kicked out of her house after this
what the actual fuck did i just watch
Please don’t scroll past this
Can she do her next one to ‘Fame’ by Lady Gaga, because she has it now.
Did anyone hear about the guy that was sleeping with cashews. He’s fucking nuts.
stop replacing mirrors with ‘you look fine’ signs i know i look fine that’s why i want to look in the mirror