Fandoms and sass basically
i like the word assassin because it has 2x as much ass as any other word
what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey